[...definitely awkward. But to his credit, he tries not to show it too much.]

Yeah, I remember. Some hero, hidin' my lame ass in a cave the whole--

[WAIT NO that's uncomfortable too, isn't it.]

Anyway, I noticed everyone else gettin' their dose of crazy. Asellus asked me to take her to see ghosts. Like I even know where the fuck to find those things. I'm not a goddamn babysitter.