[Alas, you're being visited by the Drunk Dialing! fairy. Sorry in advance.]
[And really, it's pretty damn obvious, what with the slurring and the stuttering and the rather fail attempt at anger. It all comes out more tired than anything.]
Sen-Senji?
[There's a pause, before--]
Were you born a dick, or did som-something happen to make you such a-- a dick?
I don't think it's... sake though. It's a little grapey. Like some kind of... wine. Wine. I was just thinking about that because someone called it--
...was that you? Sake is a Japan thing, right? Oh! Someone was offering to teach... Japanese. Um. I don't remember his name. I wish he were here before, when you--
[Clink. She sets the bottle down.]
You're going to... um.
Hm.
[She's distracted now. And kind of hangs up by accident.]
Senji? I... I don't know where you've been recently, and I hope you're not... I mean I hope you're still...
[...]
Teresa came back. And she challenged me to a deathmatch and I didn't die, and... and I wanted to tell you, because no one knows about me and her like you do, but I didn't want to tell you like this because it's not the same as seeing you, but I never see you anymore so then I thought I should just say it and hope you hear it and so now I'm telling you and I hope...
--I'm really happy. I mean I feel so much better than I have in so long, except that I really miss you.
[Yeah, it takes him a few moments to respond. And at first when he does not much is going on, but then the video switches on, and it shows him out in the middle of nowhere in particular.]
[He looks sort of cold, and there's a cut on his cheek, but he grins a little anyway.]
[Man, she doesn't even want to leave this message but she's a good person, okay? She'll break her 'not speaking to him' rule for it, even! She's still a little upset about being dismissed the way she was, though, and there's that in her voice.]
I think I'm taking a week off. I thought I'd... give you some warning.
[Voice]
[And really, it's pretty damn obvious, what with the slurring and the stuttering and the rather fail attempt at anger. It all comes out more tired than anything.]
Sen-Senji?
[There's a pause, before--]
Were you born a dick, or did som-something happen to make you such a-- a dick?
[Voice]
That's a good one, man. You stay up all night thinkin' of that gem?
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sob.
I don't think it's... sake though. It's a little grapey. Like some kind of... wine. Wine. I was just thinking about that because someone called it--
...was that you? Sake is a Japan thing, right? Oh! Someone was offering to teach... Japanese. Um. I don't remember his name. I wish he were here before, when you--
[Clink. She sets the bottle down.]
You're going to... um.
Hm.
[She's distracted now. And kind of hangs up by accident.]
jkfldsl
[...little more time.]
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Have you been drinkin' that shit? You're even more incoherent than normal.
kajsbdkjasd
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NOT DRUNK voice >> also backdated to Mondayish
I ought to blame you for this damn headache.
[GUESS WHO HAD SOME OF THAT WINE LAST WEEKEND. :| Guess who is very hung over now.]
backdated! \o/
What do I have to do with your headache?
backdated! \o\
backdated! /o/
backating yaaaay *\o/*
backdating partyyyy
/brings backdated streamers and balloons
/dances all night
/dances with!
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Do you have any names for the memorial? Nagi said that you might. Well, he said that you'd been here longer than ...most of us. So...
...um. Just let me know, okay?
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Are you here?
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What is it?
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[...]
Teresa came back. And she challenged me to a deathmatch and I didn't die, and... and I wanted to tell you, because no one knows about me and her like you do, but I didn't want to tell you like this because it's not the same as seeing you, but I never see you anymore so then I thought I should just say it and hope you hear it and so now I'm telling you and I hope...
--I'm really happy. I mean I feel so much better than I have in so long, except that I really miss you.
I hope you're okay. Please be okay.
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[He looks sort of cold, and there's a cut on his cheek, but he grins a little anyway.]
Hey, Magpie.
So did you kick her ass?
...voice
video :|
VOICE CONTINUED.
VIDEO FOREVER
Voice... --> Video
Video wins
Video does win.
video ALWAYS wins. o_o
Video
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/banishes subject lines of evil
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... actually, I've been meaning to do it for a while.
[But then there was the whole 'being dead' thing. And then the whole amnesiac episode.]
[voice]
[...wait. Was that insensitive?]
Eh-- no, no problems. I don't think there's any toxin left or anything like that.
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Is it possible to have only one penguin at a time?
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Before I answer that, are you sure this is a real question?
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[ voice ] /)_(\ I am bad and should feel bad, lara |D;
[Let's just ignore the complete hypocrisy of that statement for a moment.
Blame Adonis.][ voice ] dhjkdds poor... both of them LMAO
I'm not dead. Or whatever. Happy now?
[Sorry, Scar, he is a little distracted. By girls. You're not a girl, by the way.]
That's real rich comin' from you, y'know.
[ voice ] he will want to curl up in a hole and die afterwards orz
[ voice ] hey as long as scar doesn't try to lick him, he should get through unscathed
[ voice ] ....they are pretty safe then.
[ voice ] that's. good to know. >.>
[ voice ] /...switches to dere
[voice] gdhagh
[voice] sob.
[voice] too bad their memories don't get wiped after the event! :D
[voice] hehehe so true >8D also 1/2
[voice] 2/2~
[voice] GOSH. i thought i'd replied to all of these
[ voice ] embarrassment is go 8D --ALSO LJ. YOU SUCK. /shakes fist
I--hn.
...Er. [UGH WHY IS THIS SO HARD. :| A pause, before he tries again.]
...If we never speak of this past weekend again, can we pretend it never happened? Goddamn mist.
[This is all said pretty quickly and somewhat muttered. And then, a little more quietly:]
And I'm sorry.
THE VOICE IN YOUR NIGHTMARES
['Hello! How are you? Nice weather we're having...'
Yeah, screw all that.]
THE VOICEMAIL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
Don't tell me you wanna drop by too. This ain't a visitor's center.
/cuts the phone lines
nooooo
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IT'S NOT THE VOICE FROM YOUR NIGHTMARES
Do you have a minute?
hooray! :3
Sure. What's up?
...you better not be crying.
>.<
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I'm going to see him. I'll be back shortly.
[AND THEN SHE HANGS UP SO FAST...]
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[That sound you hear is Senji tapping the Forge against his forehead. Yeah.]
Thanks. Appreciate it.
...better be a fucking good reason for this.
AND THEN SOME TIME LATER
/fades in
/flaps around
/pans left
/follows doggedly
/marches?
*chills with a glass of lemonade*
/drinks it
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I think I'm taking a week off. I thought I'd... give you some warning.
Enjoy your vacation from me, Old-- Senji.
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[...there's a fox romping behind her.]
Senji?
I was just wondering if you're settling in well!
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Is it rainin' out there or something?
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