Elena. She’s the longest term resident. And then me. And then you.
When I told Elena, she said she had to get some things done before she disappeared, too. I have to admit... sometimes I feel the same way. And then I think about what would happen if I were gone. The Patrol would be okay, I know. Arthur would take care of that, and Riza.
But Isley. I worry... about what would happen with him. What he’d do.
[She rubs her face, keeping her eyes off the screen.]
As long as Raki is here, it’ll probably be all right, but...
...anyway. Oh! And then the dating happened again. I mean, the blind date. Thing.
Yes. Everyone came out intact. Arthur couldn’t hurt Isley even if he tried. and Isley wouldn’t hurt Arthur. He-- [She bites her bottom lip, because this will never not be a bit awkward.] --he still restrains himself when it comes to people like Arthur. [People close to her. Then again...] ...actually, he’s pretty restrained in general.
So, yes. They were both, um, successful at living through it.
And so was Clare.
I promised Helen that if Clare came after me again I wouldn’t kill her. One time.
….but Clare is gone now, so I guess it doesn’t matter.
I don’t think so. I don’t... think there was anyone else you knew, really. But... there were a lot of people. I can’t really be sure.
[She pulls the cat closer, hiding her face behind its ears.]
And I’m not sure how much more history there is. Right now, the city is doing that... thing where people turn into younger versions of themselves again. [Here she tips her head a bit, peeking out from behind the cat’s ear.] Do you remember last time? You turned into a heroic law enforcement agent, and we--
[...definitely awkward. But to his credit, he tries not to show it too much.]
Yeah, I remember. Some hero, hidin' my lame ass in a cave the whole--
[WAIT NO that's uncomfortable too, isn't it.]
Anyway, I noticed everyone else gettin' their dose of crazy. Asellus asked me to take her to see ghosts. Like I even know where the fuck to find those things. I'm not a goddamn babysitter.
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When I told Elena, she said she had to get some things done before she disappeared, too. I have to admit... sometimes I feel the same way. And then I think about what would happen if I were gone. The Patrol would be okay, I know. Arthur would take care of that, and Riza.
But Isley. I worry... about what would happen with him. What he’d do.
[She rubs her face, keeping her eyes off the screen.]
As long as Raki is here, it’ll probably be all right, but...
...anyway. Oh! And then the dating happened again. I mean, the blind date. Thing.
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...wait, dating thing? You don't mean-- that crap with the strings and shit? Oh gimme a break, what the hell?
[...]
So who'd you get stuck with?
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Tseng. ...and Clare.
….....and Arthur got Isley.
[HE ALWAYS DATES HER DATES.]
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[Well now Senji just starts laughing.]
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[...]
They both did, right?
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So, yes. They were both, um, successful at living through it.
And so was Clare.
I promised Helen that if Clare came after me again I wouldn’t kill her. One time.
….but Clare is gone now, so I guess it doesn’t matter.
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[Not that he'd known Clare, really. But she'd been one of those Someones he was aware of, when she was around. And now she was gone too.]
Listen, before we move on with the history lesson, is there anyone else missing I should know about?
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[She pulls the cat closer, hiding her face behind its ears.]
And I’m not sure how much more history there is. Right now, the city is doing that... thing where people turn into younger versions of themselves again. [Here she tips her head a bit, peeking out from behind the cat’s ear.] Do you remember last time? You turned into a heroic law enforcement agent, and we--
[....awkward.]
...w-well. I guess this time you’re unaffected.
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Yeah, I remember. Some hero, hidin' my lame ass in a cave the whole--
[WAIT NO that's uncomfortable too, isn't it.]
Anyway, I noticed everyone else gettin' their dose of crazy. Asellus asked me to take her to see ghosts. Like I even know where the fuck to find those things. I'm not a goddamn babysitter.
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In that orphanage anyway.
[much better topic.]
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Yeah... you're right. They got those freaky kids there, don't they? And I haven't been out that way for a while.
...Haven't been out any way for a while, I guess. Hey!
You still owe me a dead cat... thing. Didn't forget, did you?
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I didn’t forget.
Are you free right now?
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As a fucking bird.
Speakin' of which, I also wanna see that stupid parakeet or whatever the hell you named after me. If it sucks I'm giving it a new name. No arguments.
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[She angles the Forge so that the camera catches the somewhat-far-away bird cage.]
[Not that it helps, since he can’t see it. Well.]
...but you can come over if you want. I’ll introduce you. I don’t think finches are supposed to talk... and yet, it does.
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A lot.
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Your bird sucks.
I gotta fix this thing before it gets any worse.
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--what do you mean fix it?
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You’re not keepin’ that bird and having it say stupid shit like worktime.
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Fuck’s sake, why don’t you just call it Elena then? Look, I said I’m gonna fix it. Don’t worry about it. I can teach some dumb bird to talk.
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...what are you going to teach it to say?
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I told you, don’t worry about it.
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